Ehh! what was that?

Why would anyone wanna read this? this read wanna anyone would why?
what the hell am i talking about? about talking i am hell the what?
my god ! am i insane? Insane i am! God my
mubashir get a life
life a get Mubashir!

Mubashirism - Victoria

Dzzoorie....Sahee Jzaaye na...

This is my tribute to the great Atif Aslam and his Voizzzzee

Dzzoorie ....
Dzzoorie sahee jzaaye na ...
sahee jzaaye na ..sahee jzaaye na ...

kaaamoshiyan ye zeh na zakooo....
Waawaz dzey ke muzey tu dey zzaa zakuuu ....
khamoshiyan ye zeh na zakooo....
Waawaz dzey ke muzey tu dey zzaa zakuuu ....

Dzzoorie ....
Dzzoorie sahee jzaaye na ...

Azzuraa hu main yyab tzzerey binaaaa
Azzurii beri zindagaani reh jzaaye geee
Azzuraa hu main yyab tzzerey binaaaa
Azzurii beri zindagaani reh jzaaye geee

Dzzoorie ....
Dzzoorie sahee jzaaye na ...
hhyyar raah mey zzuu , aye nazzar ..
khhat-tha nahi yyab yyakeyley , zzanha zzafar ....

Dzzoorie ....Dzzoorie sahee jzaaye na ...

- Mubashir

Read this at your own Risk

Ok im planning to bore u...so if u are like a boring person or maybe get bored easily..its about time u click on the back button pr simple escape from the page....else if ur planning to read it further...go ahead...who am i to stop u....

yawnnn

arrey! u still reading...tht means u have crossed the stage of chickening out of this boring note...that probably means you are going to read a bit further...ok carry on..ur wish...maine kab mana kiya hai

yawn

hehe weirdo..u still reading yaar...You have no work or wat? or are you bored or something...if u are bored watch some videos on youtube yaar..y wasting ur time reading this note...do u actually like to waste ur time? so for ur info u hv wasted round about 15 seconds (if u read fast) or 30 seconds(while struggling) of your life....dont blame me now...u chose it...i didnt ask u to read ...did I?

Ok whatever...if u think i am boring u and dont want to read....so by all means do that...im toh bored yaar...what to do...isliye im writing a note to bore you....abhi kya i cant entertain you online yaar

my god...u are a big phukat....get a life..

great god..u shud be the subject matter of my 'Theory of boredom'...interested??? i can do with few suggestions...

Ok u surpass me...You have proved you have ample amount of time to be wasted....great going...ull definitely succeed in life by reading such crap notes *sarcasm sarcasm*

arghhhh bored bye

-Mubashir

10 of the Biggest Truths about Mubashir Usmani which the world doesn’t know

Well, I mean obviously I’m not a loner and I do want people to interact with me…but after working with bindass, I have bitten by the write-something-stupid-and-make-people-read bug…. so here im presenting…

10 of the biggest truths about Mubashir Usmani which the world doesn’t know.
- When I am angry, I disappear into thin air. But I hardly get angry….so you wud occasionally find me blinking in an out, but hardly disappearing.

- I was kidnapped at the age of 8, for a ransom of 50 thousand…..which obviously my parents gave the kidnappers to take me away.

- I can fly but only using wings…well obviously, my wings are not visible to naked eye.

- I was bitten by a wolf in the Amazon….Now on full-moon I turn into a werewolf, that explains the gap in my teeth and the bushy eyebrows….Aaauuu (Not the shakti kapoor waala)

- I can eat myself…. yes I am a cannibal.

- I was bitten by an eel at the age 6, and till the age of 12 used to pass on electricity…ala…Electric-Man.

- People think Ali Baba chaalis chor is a fairy tale…well its not… I was the 27th chor.

- I have altered my past…..Yes, I am the proud owner of a time travel portal.

- I am a shifter, with an ability to travel between the 2 parallel worlds at the same time. On earth, I am 22, other place I am 2376 years old.

- I am the biggest Liar the world has Never known…’Never known’ bcuz for the fact even when I say ‘Im lying’ people think im lying again….so cant help it.

Ok I know, it’s a bit too much to take in…but all of above is true….so don’t be surprised if u find yourself not believing any of this….happens…I cant believe it myself either….arghhh….wats got into me…what m I doing….blaaah…
- Mubashir

AN ANSWER FROM GOD

AN ANSWER FROM GOD The word coming from the heart surely carries weight
without wings it can still fly in space
Spiritual it seems with gaze set high
rising from the dust, it grazes past sky

Curious is my thought fascinated filled with craze
it pierces the sky my audacious wail
The angels wonder who raised this cry
How could this mere pinch of dust, learn to fly

“Someone is there” spoke the heavens guardian old

The planets whispered “Whose is this voice so bold?”

The moon said “Tis from someone on earth below”

The asteroids claimed they didn’t know

Have the earthly folks lost all respect

Tis me who decided their worth

How bold and disrespectful have they become

These lowly dwellers from planet earth

Have they forgotten what I did to adam and eve?

For of their doings they had to leave

How can they be so rude to almighty God

Are they same whom once the angels Laud?

They feel proud of their power of speech

But fools don’t know how and what to speak

I made you out of sand and to sand you have to be

what I speak is the truth, still u don’t agree

My school is open to all, but talent there is none

the soil is fertile, but where is my made human?

Every human was a profound lover of god

your soul once belonged to the almighty lord

You say I have been unkind to you all
But you are the architect of your own fall
Most of you don’t deserve a heavens roses
The mountain of tur is there, but there is no moses

Caste, creed and factions have disjointed the race

Is this the way to flourish in this present age?

poor became poorer, rich became more rich

Aren’t u afraid of your coffin twitch?

Few are left who remember me in kneeling rows

Minute are the ones who practice self-control

The ones who repeat my name, are the poor again

They respect me still and protect my name

The wine of wealth seperates the rich from god

The humans owe their life to the poor lot

The new fire consumes the nations old

Destruction and death at every fold

The beauty of this world is vanished by you

its not all prettiness, but still it’s true

Of this Annhilation, god always knew

but the world is blessed and so are you

Don’t be depressed by this present scene

The buds will burst with brilliant sheen

This garden will soon get rid of its thorn and weeds

The innocents blood will bloom the dormant seeds

You are the plant of light that never should fail

With your power of thought u can incinerate any veil

I love you as my own, if you follow my ways

The world is for yours, u still have the pen and page!

- Mubashir

*Some lines are derived from something i heard long back

US Bastards

Now here begins the story
worlds lost in all its glory
levels of terrorism set to highest gory
pray for the dead n feelin sorry
thts what we do, forgetting the true
things that are hidden in the details
which the world sees.. but fails
or do they?
No they dont
they just dont wanna see the true picture
how US is tryin to make it stricter
n they say kill who say 'Hail Hitler!'
Well then what are you?
Dont u realize wat we go thru?
U claim to be a develepoed nation
but still invade in deadliest fashion
filled with treason..n filial lies
u rape the womens and kill the guys
You deprive fathers of their son
wives from husband
Thats wat u do..atleast in ur 'Invasion'
call them 'terrorists'...in the name of religion
And then u say.."We are not racist"
Guys!..u r a fuckin fascist...and no where close to sane
Look wat u did to saddam husein..
You raided Iraq's holy soil..
Not for WMD's but for Oil
You murdered the kids...n the womens u raped
U tortured the innocents in Abu-Ghraib
For what u do..there is no 'tauba'
be it afghanistan or Prison in Cuba
You call urself the Super-powers
so y cudnt u save the two towers
No u didnt cuz its death which u want to shower
in the name of 'cleansin' the world
and hurl...all those nuclear warheads
on us..and then u create a fuss
about terrorism and peace
You made the UN
But where are you when
Palenstinians are dying..
the family homeless...the childrens cryin
No u wont see...cuz they dont matter to u
Hasnt the world seen wat really are you?
And to us it seems sad
Its enough of wat we have had
It is yours history which is filled with the blood-shed
But we know 'God is watching' you
and there is justice to be done
And the justice..we all know ..is the doomsday..
For the sake of peace u fuckin US..I hope its Today!

- Mubashir

ZINDAGI RAP

Lafzon ka khel, from phone to email
Baithey reh sadkey, ya nikal ke tu khel
Khel tu aise khel, sab ho jaye fail
No one is behind..not even near the tail
Sun kar yeh na uda de mere chithdey
Yeh rasam rivaaj suno zara is desh ke
Aise riwaaj…maa beti ko bech de
Gali galloch, bus itna tu soch
tere ghar waley baney tujhpe bojh
Bigdi meri soch, khoya main hosh
Kehtey hai iisey khoye insaan ka josh
Mere Nakhrey sehney waaley ajnabi saare
Mujhey ghoor ghoor dekhtey mere apney gharwaaley
Meri aankhen hui laal, nashey se choor
ladki chodd…ab toh Mundey dekhey ghoor ghoor
Mera se fight karey gunde mawwaali
Chodd sab hockey stick..ab dewey gaali
saali life barbaad jhaali
kaali meri zabaan, phooti kismet saari
Paidal chodd ab chori karu main gaadi
yeh mat soch main hu gira hua saaley
dost ho ya dushman… pichey padey saarey
udhaar liya jinse yaa ho police waaley
na mere iraado ko suney na meri majboori
ghar mein rehkar bhi gharwalon se doori
dost bhi lagaye mujhpe ilzaam
tu hi bigaadey humaarey baney hue kaam
toh yeh hai ab rasm rivaaj mere desh ke
ho sakey toh sunke inhey bech de
phek de…ya dekh le
Duniya ko naahi mujhse..mujhey duniya se matlab nahi
palley padey na mere kuch..zindagi ka koi maqsad nahi
ab karlo jo karna hai ek din toh sabhi ko marna hai
kya galat kahaa mainey ya kahi hai baat sahi?
zinda reh ke darr chukka hu..ab toh marrney ka bhi darr nahi

- Mubashir