Dzzoorie....Sahee Jzaaye na...

This is my tribute to the great Atif Aslam and his Voizzzzee

Dzzoorie ....
Dzzoorie sahee jzaaye na ...
sahee jzaaye na ..sahee jzaaye na ...

kaaamoshiyan ye zeh na zakooo....
Waawaz dzey ke muzey tu dey zzaa zakuuu ....
khamoshiyan ye zeh na zakooo....
Waawaz dzey ke muzey tu dey zzaa zakuuu ....

Dzzoorie ....
Dzzoorie sahee jzaaye na ...

Azzuraa hu main yyab tzzerey binaaaa
Azzurii beri zindagaani reh jzaaye geee
Azzuraa hu main yyab tzzerey binaaaa
Azzurii beri zindagaani reh jzaaye geee

Dzzoorie ....
Dzzoorie sahee jzaaye na ...
hhyyar raah mey zzuu , aye nazzar ..
khhat-tha nahi yyab yyakeyley , zzanha zzafar ....

Dzzoorie ....Dzzoorie sahee jzaaye na ...

- Mubashir

Read this at your own Risk

Ok im planning to bore u...so if u are like a boring person or maybe get bored easily..its about time u click on the back button pr simple escape from the page....else if ur planning to read it further...go ahead...who am i to stop u....

yawnnn

arrey! u still reading...tht means u have crossed the stage of chickening out of this boring note...that probably means you are going to read a bit further...ok carry on..ur wish...maine kab mana kiya hai

yawn

hehe weirdo..u still reading yaar...You have no work or wat? or are you bored or something...if u are bored watch some videos on youtube yaar..y wasting ur time reading this note...do u actually like to waste ur time? so for ur info u hv wasted round about 15 seconds (if u read fast) or 30 seconds(while struggling) of your life....dont blame me now...u chose it...i didnt ask u to read ...did I?

Ok whatever...if u think i am boring u and dont want to read....so by all means do that...im toh bored yaar...what to do...isliye im writing a note to bore you....abhi kya i cant entertain you online yaar

my god...u are a big phukat....get a life..

great god..u shud be the subject matter of my 'Theory of boredom'...interested??? i can do with few suggestions...

Ok u surpass me...You have proved you have ample amount of time to be wasted....great going...ull definitely succeed in life by reading such crap notes *sarcasm sarcasm*

arghhhh bored bye

-Mubashir

10 of the Biggest Truths about Mubashir Usmani which the world doesn’t know

Well, I mean obviously I’m not a loner and I do want people to interact with me…but after working with bindass, I have bitten by the write-something-stupid-and-make-people-read bug…. so here im presenting…

10 of the biggest truths about Mubashir Usmani which the world doesn’t know.
- When I am angry, I disappear into thin air. But I hardly get angry….so you wud occasionally find me blinking in an out, but hardly disappearing.

- I was kidnapped at the age of 8, for a ransom of 50 thousand…..which obviously my parents gave the kidnappers to take me away.

- I can fly but only using wings…well obviously, my wings are not visible to naked eye.

- I was bitten by a wolf in the Amazon….Now on full-moon I turn into a werewolf, that explains the gap in my teeth and the bushy eyebrows….Aaauuu (Not the shakti kapoor waala)

- I can eat myself…. yes I am a cannibal.

- I was bitten by an eel at the age 6, and till the age of 12 used to pass on electricity…ala…Electric-Man.

- People think Ali Baba chaalis chor is a fairy tale…well its not… I was the 27th chor.

- I have altered my past…..Yes, I am the proud owner of a time travel portal.

- I am a shifter, with an ability to travel between the 2 parallel worlds at the same time. On earth, I am 22, other place I am 2376 years old.

- I am the biggest Liar the world has Never known…’Never known’ bcuz for the fact even when I say ‘Im lying’ people think im lying again….so cant help it.

Ok I know, it’s a bit too much to take in…but all of above is true….so don’t be surprised if u find yourself not believing any of this….happens…I cant believe it myself either….arghhh….wats got into me…what m I doing….blaaah…
- Mubashir